Here we are, after a fairly successful
weekend, the very picture of old age:
Lunch yesterday with the woman from the
Royal Collection was a great success. Today's excitement is a
hospital appt for physiotherapy for my husband's rheumatic right
hand, so I must be brief.
We had something of an adventure on
Sunday, when the plan was that my husband and Archie and I would
leave first, and Helen would stay behind to close the house and then
take Mungo back to school.
All was going well, everything in the
car, I pacing about clutching my comforting keys and trying to chivvy
my husband out of the bathroom and onto the road. Just as he finally
emerged, I noticed that the keys were no longer in my left hand, nor
in the pocket of the Dear Old Brown Jacket. Helen, Archie, Mungo and
I sought them for half-an-hour, while my husband pottered about. It's
a small house, and I hadn't been upstairs.
Finally, Helen said we would have to
switch to Plan B. My husband no longer carries a car key, alas, but
he did, thank God, have house keys. Helen drove us to Edinburgh in
her hire car. Archie shot off to school, and we left my husband with
a sandwich. Helen and I then drove back to Kirkmichael with the spare
car key, and I drove home. A day before, I wouldn't have thought I
was strong enough for all that. Helen blitzed the house and took
Mungo back to school as planned.
Helen is a demon blitzer. I think we
can assume my keys aren't in the kitchen and probably not in the
dining room. I fear we will never find them – or rather, that
they'll turn up decades hence and someone will say, “Look! Mummy's
keys! Do you remember that day? She must have...”
The loss is mainly a stag's horn fob –
is that the word? – Rachel gave me when she was a child. It is –
or was -- my daily comfort blanket. I had rather hoped to be buried
clutching it.
Virtually no knitting was done there –
a stitch or two on the Carol Sunday scarf. Back here, I haven't yet
addressed myself to applied i-cord. The Pakokku socks have advanced a
bit – the second one is nearing the heel-turning, and may reach it
during today's hospital session. There is much that needs to be said
about Archie's sweater and that tosh yarn, in response to your kind
offers to help me get some. I'll leave all that until tomorrow and
face up to Tuesday first.
I'm sure your keys will turn up sooner rather than later. Thank goodness for Helen and plan B. Amazing what can be done when adrenalin kicks in.
ReplyDeleteGlad the lunch went well.
oh...and oh again...I live in fear of losing the keys - and my library card!
ReplyDeleteOh dear. I'm sure they'll turn up sooner as well. One year my husband lost his glasses. We searched the house hundreds of times, bought new ones, and the next spring, when cleaning out the gutters, he found them. They must have been on a windowsill while he was fixing something and they rolled out and stopped in the gutter. They weren't even scratched.
ReplyDeleteLost keys are not a sign of old age, Jean. Our most recent dramas have involved inadvertently locking car keys into car boots - you'd think the manufacturers would make this impossible, wouldn't you? My husband had to drive his brother into London and back to retrieve his spare keys.
ReplyDeleteYour husband's jumper certainly looks well-worn!
Much sympathy for the misplaced wonderful key-fob...hope it reappears on the very next visit.
ReplyDeleteMy mother, in her 30s, used to drive off with the keys (not car, but everything else) atop the car. I am sure she is single-handedly responsible for some fascinating smushed-metal art project for all the local schoolchildren. So, no, not old age at all; a sign that you are focusing on the more important things! - cheers.
ReplyDeleteThere isn't a hole in the pocket of the Dear Old Brown Jacket, is there?
ReplyDelete-- stashdragon
I think you both look lovely but I'm curious as to what is on the front of your husbands sweater!
ReplyDeleteHmm. You had the keys, you had to do something involving the bathroom, then the keys were missing - did Helen blitz the bathroom as well?
ReplyDeleteI am so concerned about keys that I actually wear a spare key on my person, besides carrying the ones I actually use.
I can relate to the picture. Janet (not anonymous)
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