More progress on Gudrun’s hap. I have nearly finished the borders, and should be ready for the edging tomorrow if the yarn turns up. The borders end with four rounds of Main Colour. That’s what I’m doing now. I’m not entirely happy with the way they will separate the border colours from the blue edging. If I had thought this through from the beginning, I could have put the extra four rounds of Main Colour at the beginning of the borders, and done the decrease round in the final gold stripe.

Too late now.

I must now re-watch the bit of the Craftsy class in which the borders are finished and the edging commenced.

Non-knit

Thank you, Marilyn. I have covered the compost in the avocado tree pot with foil, and Perdita has lost all interest in the sitting room. She is purring as she sits beside the computer this evening. She never purrs. I hope she’s not ill.

I am having a dry January (not a vegan one, thank you) in the hopes of being restored to youth and vigour. There is not much sign of that, so far, but I did get out for a walk around the gardens by myself today. I usually only attempt it when I have a companion. Our eucalyptus tree has blown down. It was fine when I was there on Thursday with my Personal Trainer. I am sorry to see it go, not least because it was the only tree I could identify with certainty.

“The Three Clerks” is going well, in the sense that things are going from bad to worse for nearly all the characters. Undecimus Scott -- who is leading one of them astray -- is wonderfully like a lawyer we once had who wound up in gaol.

Progress on Gudrun’s hap. The rounds have (suddenly, it seems) become very long. The pattern rounds are interminable, but fortunately there is only one more of them ahead. I am currently doing the last ANC stripe, in gold (and I was right, I bought too much green). After that come four rounds of Main Colour, including a decrease round – and then the edging. I’m sure we are right to do that in blue.

The easy pattern continues difficult. It is not always possible to see whether a pattern row is precisely matching the one six rows below it. Big mistakes, yes, when one drifts off into auto-pilot. But I’m pretty sure there are places where I am one stitch out. There are two places in the 18-stitch pattern repeat where you can see a straight line of stitches below the needle, undistorted by increases or decreases. I have learned to keep a sharp eye on them, and mistakes are diminishing.

Andrew and Andrea turned up, at this unexpected time of the week. In the absence of an Edinburgh Yarn Festival, they are off to Vogue Knitting Live in NYC. Maybe they can interview Franklin! But, alas! for the EYF!

This time it was Nancy Marchant, of whom I am a great fan. They were talking about her book on Tuck Stitches, which I’ve got, and the one on Brioche Lace, which I don’t seem to have. (Although my shelves can’t be trusted these days. Where is Sharon Miller’s hap shawl book? And my signed copy of Glorious Knitting?)

It is, generally speaking, my policy to buy books on technique but to be more selective about pattern books. But do I want this one? I’m not the bloody Library of Congress. I’m not impressed by brioche lace, and am sure I will never knit it. The essential trouble is that lace doesn’t combine well with ribbing, which brioche essentially is. Marchant told us that she needed quite a long time to persuade herself that the technique was worth going ahead with.

Non-knit

Little to report. I am determined to keep Perdita out of the sitting-room so that she can’t pee on the repotted avocado tree. She is equally determined to get in, and hard to catch when she succeeds. And I am dubious about picking her up. She is a fairly heavy cat these days, and I fear falling.

She regularly  comes and sits with me when I compute:

Thank you for your help. I have ordered two balls of Jamieson and Smith’s “Heritage” jumper weight in what looks like a beautiful blue – and have heard from them that it has been dispatched. They don’t hang around, in Lerwick.

Will two be enough? I will have fully four balls of Main Colour left when I finish the borders. But (a) the specifications in the pattern – by length, not weight – are extremely generous; I already know that I have bought too much red and black and suspect that the same will prove true of green, the colour of my current stripe. And (b) I will know, as I get near the end of the first blue ball, whether one more will be enough to get the rest of the way around. If not, they can send me another – and if I continue knitting at the present fevered pace, they’ll probably have the same dye lot.

I will have almost enough leftovers to knit Chihiro Sato’s “Dream of Being a Princess” from “Enjoy Fair Isle Knitting”. I’m sure the “almost” could be brought up to scratch from stash. It’s a delicious little slipover for a child. But Shetland yarn wouldn’t be much use to a modern mother. Can the wool cycle of a modern washing machine cope? I doubt it.

I have sped onward with Gudrun’s shawl. I feel I deserve the rest of the day for myself, after a 7:30 Italian lesson.

Reading & Other Comments 

Shandy, I don’t remember spoof novels in the middle of “The Three Clerks” – but that doesn’t prove anything. I don’t remember knitting Gudrun’s hap in 2016. I’ll let you know if they turn up. I found the New Yorker article – Gopnik himself. He recommends Rachel Ray as well as The Three Clerks and Orley Farm. I’ve read that, but not RR.

Pom Pom, Willa Cather is a good idea. I don’t think I have any discoveries to make there, but it might well be time for a re-visit.

Mary Lou, I heard the end of (what must have been your) Catullus programme when I went to bed last night and turned the radio on, as always. I was sorry to have missed it. Maybe I’ll track it down.

Archie came, and got a lot done. But he’s now going back to university, and  my cleaner hasn’t returned from Rumania, and I’m going to need help of some sort. Helen will have to sort that out. I had a good session with my Personal Trainer, and tomorrow I have an Italian lesson at 7:30 a.m. 2020 has started in earnest. 

I continue to knit with vigour. Here’s the state of play:

It occurred to me yesterday that I could use blue – another of the colours of the South African flag – instead of Main Colour, to stripe with red here in the middle of the border. But I went back to an image of the flag and was reminded that it also contains white. (Does South Africa win the prize for the most colours in a national flag?) My biscuit-coloured Main Colour does reasonably well as white, so I left it.

But what about blue for the edging? It seems sort of a shame to leave it out, when I've got all the others. Or would that simply be too colourful? The pattern reverts to Main Colour for the edging, of course. Comments very welcome. The fun of knitting the edging is gradually to release the shawl from the awkward shape imposed by the circular needle.

As far as line numbers are concerned, I’m half-way through the border. But that is to take no account of the fact that eight stitches are added every other round. One great advantage of knitting such a shawl from the centre outwards – not my usual practice – is that you can increase at the mitred corners with a simple yo,k1,yo and make a pretty ladder of eyelets. Going in the opposite direction, decreasing at the corners, is much less decorative.

Reading

Thank you for your comments.

I have settled on a re-read of Trollope’s “The Three Clerks”. I think it was recommended in a New Yorker article about him a few years back. It’s good; full of energy. I will be interested to see if the last chapter has the effect I remember. I must be careful in what I say, so as not to spoil it. Unless you all read it, and then we could talk about it…

A pretty good day. Alexander came to see me, bringing my 2020 calendar. He makes one every year, illustrated with pictures of his two sons each taken in the month it illustrates. This is getting harder and harder to arrange, he says – there won’t be many more such calendars.

And I knit fanatically on. When I had only a gold and a green stripe on my shawl, the colours seemed gentled by the Shetland yarn. But I’ve now added the black stripe which comes at the top of the ANC flag, and the effect is a good deal fiercer. I am not far short of the centre of the border – that will consist of ten rounds alternating the main colour with red in two-round stripes. Red appears in the modern South African flag, along with the ANC colours.

I'm right that the borders are shallow. They are only 50 rounds deep. Other exemplars I have located suggest there could be as many as 80.

Thank you for your help with finding my previous hap. It was interesting to discover that I both began and ended 2017 with a baby shawl – the first was one by “Mrs Hunter of Unst”, an old Paton’s leaflet which I knit for Rachel before she was born; and I saw the year out with Gladys Amedro’s “Slett’s shawl” (I think it’s called) which I knit for Archie before he was born. Both, this time, for new great-granddaughters.

But what I wanted was my previous experience with what I am knitting now – Gudrun Johnson’s “Hansel” hap from her Craftsy class. I found out how to search my blog – Google knows everything – and a search for “Emmett” soon revealed that I knit that shawl in ’16, not ’17. A brief trawl through the blog soon answered my question – that time, too, I gave up and purled the purl rounds.

(Observe that I have now added a Search button to the sidebar.)

I was wildly enthusiastic about the pattern, back in ’16, although I seem to have been awfully slow at finishing off the edging.

I am distressed to discover how much stronger I was in ’16 than I am now – and how much more interesting was the blog. It was actually about knitting, paragraph after paragraph.

Susan Crawford has produced a book of patterns based on old Shetland ones from her previous book. She is releasing it Kate Davies fashion, one pattern a fortnight and then the whole book in June. The cover pattern is much to my taste, a bottom-up yoke sweater with a nice single-colour textured yoke. And it’s fun to get a new pattern every so often, Kate Davies fashion, especially in the winter darkness. I am tempted.

No Andrew and Andrea, but a very good day with Gudrun’s hap. I’ve finished the border set-up rows, probably the hardest part of the whole exercise, and have embarked on the colours and the Old Shale pattern. If my zeal continues, I might finish in Feb or early March. I hate knitting to a deadline, but babies do rather impose them.

The border is rather shallow. The edging will then take a long time -- only one stitch eliminated from the body of the shawl for every two rows of edging. But it is an exercise I particularly enjoy.

I have decided to bite on the bullet (as we say) and purl alternate rounds. It’s not too bad, although obviously not as soothing as knitting.

The one problem I foresee is that Old Shale is so easy it’s hard. I had to tink a whole side just now. Worse than that – I saw the mistake when I was not far in, tinked back, and then thought, no, no, I was right the first time – and only grasped when I got to the end of the side that I was not right the first time, and would have to undo the whole thing. All is now well.

The patterning is only on every sixth row – I hope that next time, and from then on, I can be guided by seeing the pattern stack up on itself.

I wish I could remember the hap I seem to have knit for my sister’s younger grandson, Emmett LeCompte. It has completely evaporated from memory. If there ever was such a thing, it must have been done in 2017. I could flip through the blog. But that’s the year my husband died, and I am not greatly keen on revisiting it.

Non-knit

Here’s the avocado tree today:

I think you’ll agree that there are grounds for hope.

Having finished “Emma” I have reverted to Ruth Rendell. She’s brilliant, even when she’s a bit weak, but I need something meatier and don’t know where to turn. Maybe something Italian.

It sounds stormy out there tonight.

The central square of Gudrun’s hap is finished, and the loops along the edge of it picked up. That wasn’t quite as easy as I expected, and the stitch count isn’t perfect. The excitement should be enough to ensure that I at least knit the first round this evening, and establish the count.

I’ve been getting messages from Kate Davies about her new mitten book. I suppose it was inevitable, after haps and hats. I’m not keen on mitten-knitting; if I were, I think there would be much of interest there. Maybe I should console myself by adding her beginners’-sweater book to my shelves. I have scorned it because of not being a beginner– but that doesn’t mean the sweaters aren’t interesting. I’ll have another look.

Andrew and Andrea tomorrow, do you think? That would really mean that 2020 is underway.

Non-knit

Rachel rang up today to enquire after the avocado tree. She and (especially) her husband Ed provided the willing hands for the re-potting. I told her I thought there was hope, and that she would have to wait until tomorrow for a photograph.

I’ve finished “Emma”. Rachel also said that she saw a trailer for the forthcoming movie and it looked promising. Mr Elton, incredibly, is played by the actor who is Prince Charles in the most recent series of “The Crown”. I’ve seen a picture of him with Mrs Elton, and I agree, it looks promising. But can they get Mr, Knightley right? And Mr Woodhouse, indeed?

There was one of those colloquial Epiphanies in a column in the Times this morning. It never rains but it pours.

This morning I made a list of the things I must do, and I haven’t done any of them. Archie came, and we made an essential supermarket run (we were low on cat food) and restored some order to the kitchen and I sent him up the hill with a cheque to pay in, so the day wasn’t entirely wasted.

I've had my social day – quite successfully. It’s funny how life fits together. One of my Christmas presents was a daily calendar with an Italian phrase for each day. Tomorrow’s is “Ho avuto un epifania.” I have never heard anyone use the English equivalent so I thought I would skip that one – but someone at the Epiphany Party happened to mention that that colloquial use comes from James Joyce, and C., as we drove home, said that she has heard it said in English. So I’ve learned something, in both languages.

And I got a good deal of hap knitting done during the Andrew Marr show – only a few more stitches to polish off tomorrow and the central square is done.

No progress on the Spring Shawl – it must be somewhere – but I am hopeful for the avocado tree. I mean to take a picture for you on Tuesday, a week after the last picture, and thenceforward every Tuesday until it is certainly either dead or alive.

Current Affairs

It is indeed terrifying, Southern Gal, to learn that the President took even the Pentagon by surprise with the recent assassination. I wonder who organised it. One of our news broadcasts pointed out -- I guess it's obvious -- that someone must have betrayed Suleimani. Andrew Marr had Mr Raab with him this morning, our Foreign Secretary, who was equally in the dark until after the event. He tried to put a smooth face on it.

Reading

Having started, I am pressing fearlessly ahead with “Emma”. There are certainly some good things there, including Mrs Elton. I suppose the author is trying to do something different, as in “Mansfield Park” – in that the love story between hero and heroine is not centre stage throughout.

A better day for exercise – but no Italian or paper work. And it’s not as if the hours were so full that all these things couldn’t be fitted in.

The centre of Gudrun’s hap is now down to 53 stitches. A couple more days should finish it off. So exciting!

I’ve had a new thought about the Spring Shawl, although I’m no nearer finding it. What if my cleaner put it somewhere? Like all good cleaners – especially if they operate in a house as untidy as this one – she sometimes Puts Things Away. She’s also a brilliant finder. When I first missed the Spring Shawl, I thought all I had to do was wait until Monday when Michaela would be here again.

No luck. She, too, thinks she remembers the shawl on top of that chest, where I thought it was. But it’s just possible that she tidied it somewhere and has forgotten. But where? I’ll pursue that thought for a while.

Current Affairs

I think Qassem Suleimoni looked like George Clooney. Greek Helen agrees, but none of the news stories mention the resemblance, so maybe not.

It is disconcerting to discover how accurately a drone can pick one off, if it wants to; and how accurate the intelligence was in this case, instead of picking off a blameless Baghdad couple as they were driving home from the airport. I fear Mr Trump (and all of us) will soon reap the whirlwind.

I like this feeling of life getting back into the groove. In the Olden Days – soon I’ll be the only one old enough to remember – Scotland would have ignored Christmas, largely or entirely, and, for a Wednesday New Year, would have been entirely closed at least until Monday the 6^th. There would have been parties, but after that everybody would have gone to call on everybody else over the next few days. The severest spinster would have whiskey and shortbread on offer. No fireworks. No sales.

It’s not like that any more.

I’m going to an Epiphany Party on Sunday afternoon. I can’t remember when I last attended a social event unconnected with anybody I’m related to.

I did a certain amount of returning-to-the-groove myself today. Gudrun’s hap has advanced, and is going faster and faster. I’m greatly looking forward to the borders. Will I be able to put up with purling?

I did some Italian. I changed the cats’ litter tray – my cleaner, who usually does that, has gone back to Romania because her father-in-law has dropsy (but should return soon). Not much exercise, I’m afraid. Maybe I can get to grips with that tomorrow.

And do some paper work.

We have been speculating about how fast the light comes back. It turns out – Google knows everything – to be about 2 minutes a day. That should mean that we’re edging up towards half an hour already. A precise answer turns out to be impossible because it varies at different times in the year due to the fact that the earth’s orbit is an ellipse. The explanations get complicated.

By Groundhog Day the new light is palpable.

There has been no progress with the Spring Shawl. I have pretty well concluded that it couldn’t have been the cats – when they attack knitting, the evidence is there for all to see. If it wasn’t the cats, and if the shawl isn’t in or under or behind that chest of drawers, I must have put it somewhere. I despair.

Onwards, I guess. The stitch count for the centre of Gudrun’s hap is now somewhere in the 80’s, and the rows undoubtedly go faster. The fourth ball of yarn has been joined in, and should be enough to finish the central square. I don’t think I’ve assigned the square enough points in the sidebar – that just means that things will go faster over there later on.

My dear friend G. came round today and persuaded me – without much difficulty -- to buy a new iPad. Archie went up to John Lewis and procured it. The old one is in a semi-usable state. I can give it to someone willing to bear the expense of a new screen. It must be about 4 ½ years old. We’ve got everything transferred to the new iPad. Some things, especially the Kindle app,  feel rather odd, but I’ll get used to it.

Thank you for your help with the Spring Shawl. Jenny, no, I didn’t take the shawl out of the house to show Maureen. She came here. Stella, I had your idea only today, about the drawers of that chest. But again, no. The drawers are empty – my husband fretted about whether the chest was strong enough for the weight of clutter I was consigning to it, and everything has been moved elsewhere.

I hadn’t thought the matter serious enough for St Anthony, but I’m beginning to wonder. He found our dear cat once, whom we had lost in Blairgowrie on a cold winter’s night. Long story. Helen and I went back to Blairgowrie the next morning in the dark  (Kirkmichael is about 12 miles away) – and renewed the search. Helen found her, in the Bank of Scotland car park. Her cry of joy still rings in my ears. The next night it snowed and snowed and snowed – it would have been impossible to drive those 12 miles.

We put an ad in the next issue of the Blairgowrie Advertiser – Grateful thanks to St Anthony for finding our beloved cat.

Deprived of my Kindle for the moment, I started re-reading “Emma”, my least-favourite Austen. There are some good bits, though.

A quiet year, so far. I have been somewhat seized by melancholy; I trust it will pass.

Gudrun’s hap continues well – the stitch count is nearly down to 100 (from 144), the product lovely and cosy. I’m now using a third ball of yarn; it won’t be enough to finish the central square. I’ve found a nice, long circular of the right gauge for the next phase.

I’ve had no luck with finding the Spring Shawl. If the disappearance was the cats’ fault, the chest of drawers on which I think I left it, is far and away the best hiding place in the room, either under or behind. But it’s not there. The cats often drag knitting out from that room into the hall – but it’s not there, either, and there are no hiding places in the hall.

Perhaps I’ll try looking behind the chest again. It is a valuable principle of searching, to keep looking every so often where the object ought to be. And that’s where the empty cardboard cone was found, around which the yarn was previously wrapped. There is a ball of yarn wedged back there, but it’s orange. There is a heavy, valuable, breakable object on top of the chest, so I can’t pull it recklessly forward from the wall.

I think you are going to be proved right, Tamar, that I'll just have to start again.

Non-knit

I’ve been reading “Northanger Abbey” today. Goodness, it’s delightful!

Mary Lou, that Ruth Rendell in which a character notices a mis-crossed cable in someone’s knitting, is one of the ones I’ve been reading recently. Is that the same one in which Inspector Wexford suspects (rightly or wrongly, I can’t remember) that the victim was garroted with a circular needle?

I knocked my beloved iPad off the kitchen table yesterday and have somewhat damaged its display. Perhaps that is all that is necessary to explain my melancholy. I am as attached to that machine as everybody else is to their telephones. Archie is coming tomorrow and we will address the problem.

Well, here we are.

I’ve had a good time, missing you a lot – and also missing exercise and Italian. I’m doing well with the ANC hap – I’m past the centre point of the central square, and since it’s knit corner-to-corner I will soon feel the benefit of the shortening rows. And anyway, in knitting as in life, the return journey always feels shorter.

(That doesn’t apply to the Second Sock – but then, that isn’t a return journey. It’s the outward journey, repeated.)

I have little to report in the way of reading. Mostly I’ve been hunkered down with Ruth Rendell. I’m sure she was a knitter. I suspect much the same of George Eliot.

I think the only mildly serious reading I have done is Alan Bennett: “Untold Stories” and “Writing Home”. One of the few Christmas cards I got – everybody must think I am dead – was from an old friend who told me she has breast cancer and will start chemotherapy next month. That set me to looking up Bennett’s account of his own cancer, “An Average Rock Bun”, published in “Untold Stories”.

It happened in the late 90’s – encouraging for my friend. But I also thought of her because she lives alone (twice a widow). When Bennett had his cancer his partner moved in, to provide essential help after the operation; and they found that they could work out a way to live together:  “Of all the mercies arising from this affliction, this unlooked-for conjunction has been far and away the most blessed”. My friend has children and grandchildren nearby.

Neither knitting nor reading

I have a mysterious plant, now several years old. It grew of its own accord out of a pot of fresh new compost which came in a bag from the supermarket. It has been identified as an avocado – but even I could not have failed to notice an avocado seed as I filled the pot.

Lately it has been looking very poorly. A few days ago I realised to my horror that Perdita has been using it as a litter tray. (There is a tree at Balliol College, Oxford, on which it is traditional for  members of the college to piss. They have to replace the tree every few years. Co-education may have done away with this tradition.) When Rachel and Ed were here on Sunday, I got Ed to re-pot the avocado, again using fresh compost. He does not have much hope for it. I cling to a shred. Here it is:

Needless to say, Perdita is now banned from the sitting room. I’ll keep you posted.

A good new year to you all, when it comes. You’ll be first, Cat.

I am sorry to have left you in the lurch. Perhaps it’s best to make it formal: I’ll try to be back just before the new year. I’m very glad to know that so many of you will be with me for Royal David’s City in something under two hours now.

I’ve done row 128 of the 144 needed for the centre of Gudrun’s hap. Here it is (or, was, yesterday):

And here’s a close-up of those delicious loops through which the needle will eventually be inserted:

Spring Shawl

Thank you for your help – so far, fruitless. Knitalot, no – the windows on that side of the house, looking onto Drummond Place, are never open. Shandy, I’ve tried offering Archie a Finder’s Prize, so far without success. Knitalot (other comment) – yes, that box is still under that cabinet where you noticed it on 21^st October. No luck there.

The only real hiding place in the sitting room is under the chest of drawers which I thought the shawl was on top of:

There’s room under there for a slightly flattened cat, and plenty of room for knitting -- but it’s not there. So if the cats are to blame – that hasn’t been proven – they must have dragged it out of the room.

Totally off the Subject

We had an hour on television last night about Hugh Grant. I’m sure I tell you every three or four months or so that he and James used to live on the same stair at New College, Oxford, and that James once lent Hugh a frying pan. That frying pan occupies an important place in our family iconography. Hugh Grant has probably forgotten all about it. And the TV biopic made no reference to it.

Happy Christmas, all!

My sister phoned from DC this afternoon to rejoice in the solstice. But it’s not until tomorrow, I said. It turned out we were both right, but she was more right than I was. The solstice is at 4:19 a.m.tomorrow, Greenwich Mean Time. (I thought it was 4:19 p.m.) So it will happen at 11:19 p.m. tonight, in DC.

And we’ve made it round again!

Mrs Sakoolas has been formally charged with Causing Death by Dangerous Driving (at last) and some sort of preliminary approach has been made about extradition. The response of the State Department was prompt and hostile. No one seems to think there’s much chance she’ll ever turn up here. Prince Andrew, if you’re reading this: stay home.

King’s College Carols: I assume three or four boys are rehearsed for the opening solo, and all three or four must be standing in front of the choir waiting for the red light. I don’t think anyone has ever choked, but I heard one of them recently, now grown to man’s estate, say that for a blinding moment, he couldn’t remember the words.

I often think of their mothers (and fathers). They must be fully as wrought up as their sons, if not more so. Do they know, from those first thrilling syllables – it’s Nigel! or, as the case may be, it isn’t Nigel! Or do they have to turn and watch the procession until they can be sure? And are they sitting together? Do they then have to whisper to the lucky mother, Rupert was brilliant! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime moment. It must be tough.

As for knitting, not much. I’m a bit further forward with the South African shawl, perhaps 112 stitches of the necessary 144.

I’m watching “Marriage Story” on Netflix, although I’m not sure I’ll pursue it to the end. But it certainly demonstrates the truth of what I was grumbling about in respect of “Ordinary Love” – namely that a domestic crisis on the screen needs family and friends and career and walk-on characters to make it interesting.

I’ve had a very nice visit from James. He has now gone off, carrying a (very) few Christmas presents with him. He’s got a wonderful new electronic blood-sugar testing device (he is a Type 1 diabetic), just like the one worn by Theresa May. He had to pester the NHS a bit to get it.

I have made good progress with the South African shawl – I’ve got about 110 stitches, I think, out of the 144 I need before it’s time to start decreasing. I have finished the first ball of yarn. That always feels like significant progress, I’m sure you’ll agree.

No sign of the Spring Shawl.

I have decided to postpone my Box of Light. These pre-Christmas days are too fraught, even for one so old and feeble as I am. I’ll put envelope 18 back, and start for real on January 1, 2020.

Non-knit

I have been worrying about the 24^th. I can’t remember how I spent it before, in the two years since my husband died. In the Olden Days, we listened to the King’s College Carol Concert, all of us together,  while erecting and decorating the Christmas tree. I don’t think I am going to bother even with our beloved plastic tree this year, and I have decided to spend Tuesday afternoon making the cranberry sauce while I listen. All that really matters is the first verse of “Once in Royal David’s City” sung solo by a boy who didn’t know until the red light went on, that he was the one. Some of them are better than others at reaching and holding the high note on “Mary was that mother mild…”

Is this the week for bad movies? C. and some friends went to “Cats” tonight or last night – I’ve never seen such bad reviews in my life. I’ll see her for a de-briefing on Sunday. Archie and some of his friends went to the new Star Wars film yesterday, and walked out half-way. I’m looking forward to The Two Popes and Marriage Story on Netflix.

“Ordinary Love” isn’t all that good – we both emerged dry-eyed – and I was prostrate. Hence yesterday’s silence. It’s well-acted, well-directed, and well-photographed, but the script lets it down. It’s about a middle-aged couple – nearer 60 than 40 – and the wife’s breast cancer. The idea presumably is to show ordinary people in an ordinarily-good marriage dealing with an ordinary disaster. What it mainly lacked was other people – the absence of grown-up children was somewhat explained. But no friends? No family? No jobs? They did have a goldfish. It was a somewhat low-budget number. That may have had something to do with the difficulty.

I’m doing fine with the centre square of Gudrun’s hap – 81 stitches so far, of the 144 I need. It’s seductively just-one-more-row-ish. I’ve gone back and started re-watching the Craftsy class from which it derives.

What will I do when I get to the borders? What did I do last time? My plan is to purl at least one round, as instructed, to see if it’s bearable. If not, I think I’ll try wrapping and turning. I’ve done that successfully long ago – it makes a noticeably stronger line in one of the four corners. The other possibility is to leave one corner open (and therefore knit back and forth). Sew it up afterwards.

The big excitement today is that I have acquired a “Box of Light” from the String Theory Yarn Company. Bliss! It’s a sort of Advent calendar for knitters – 31 envelopes with treats. Some of them are yarn. A cowl pattern is provided. I decided to begin with 18, that being today’s date. That has produced an unbelievably beautiful bit of a Malabrigo yarn – linen and silk and merino. You’re meant to knit each day’s bit into the cowl and then go back to your real project. Maybe I will….

We had a new Andrew and Andrea yesterday. I was too prostrate even to start watching, nor have I done so today. Archie came, and we got some things done, including wrapping the few Christmas presents I am giving. James must be on his way here at this very moment (see Sunday). Tomorrow threatens to be another day of prostration.

A columnist in the Times said the other day that she had been visiting her mother – in her 90’s, in a care home, sleeps most of the time, rarely recognises her daughter when awake. This time she said, “I am so worried about Christmas. I haven’t done anything…”

Terrifying.

Another pretty good day. Archie came; we went to the supermarket; I’m ready for Thursday’s lunch party, more or less. Only six people – could be worse. Then he got my printer going again – all it needed was more ink, but why didn’t it say so instead of just suddenly spewing out blank pages? I celebrated by printing Gudrun’s hap pattern from her Craftsy class and even while I was doing so, the postman arrived with the South African colours.

I cast on while he was probably still in Drummond Place. It starts with the centre square which is a corner-to-corner number like the pocket square I knit the other day. Garter stitch, and every row begins with a YO. You only have to go up to 144 stitches, a mere bagatelle for us Dathan knitters. (And then, of course, back down again.) I’ve already got 46 stitches, without effort.

The yarn is splendid (Jamieson & Smith jumper weight, of course). It is to be a basic wrap-up-a-baby hap, with four Old Shale stripes in the border. From the centre outwards, they will be black, green and gold for the old ANC flag. Then the final stripe will be red, a colour which is in the modern South African flag. The basic colour is a quiet beige to suggest the parched grass of a South African summer. That was a brilliant idea, and I have forgotten which one of you suggested it. (I could look it up.) It would have been disastrous to incorporate another colour from the modern flag – my original idea.

Then Archie’s cousin Alistair, another grandson of mine, came to lunch. He works as a computer programmer for a major UK gaming company here in Edinburgh. He seems in good form. For his first year after university, he worked for a bank and wasn’t terribly happy. He approached the gamers cold turkey, and they took him on at a smaller salary, and it was clearly the right thing to do. He’s now on holiday until early Jan.

Tomorrow C. and I are going to see “Ordinary Love”. I don’t see how it could be other than cloying, but I suspect we will enjoy it.

Thank you for all your help with the Spring Shawl. Ginelou wrote to me yesterday (an email, rather than a comment) suggesting that I might have put it with the rest of the yarn. A very interesting suggestion – but I didn’t. The yarn is in plain sight. As is the pattern.

However, I got to thinking about Ginelou’s idea. I had noticed this, during the search:

This is an untidy house. I gave it little thought, at first. But what else could it be but the cone around which lace yarn is wound? The third ball was nearly finished when I laid the shawl aside. The structure on the right of the picture is the chest of drawers that I thought the shawl was on top of.

So maybe it is the cats’ fault, after all, and the thing to do is to look very thoroughly under all the things they could have left it under. I’ll pursue this line of enquiry.

Otherwise, there is little to report. Andrew Marr, this morning, got me through a couple more rows of the Dathan hap – I think I have 523 stitches, which will become 527 when I have toiled through the next right-side row. Progress. But it would be nice if the yarn for the South African hap would turn up tomorrow – someone will be here all day, which is not true of Tuesday.

James is coming up from London this week, and will be here on Thursday. Everybody wants to come and see him. Helen will bring a frittata. Archie is coming tomorrow to help – there’s lots to do – and has invited his cousin Alistair (James’ son) to lunch. So tomorrow will be a busy day. As will Thursday.

Mary Lou, for any other election I wouldn’t have thought of asking my children how they were going to vote, or had voted. But this one was so odd and inconvenient that it seemed not unreasonable. My parents were FDR Democrats, too. I had a school friend whose mother was a southern Democrat (back in the days of the Solid South – over here, the Labour party used to have that sort of reliable block in the west of Scotland, Glasgow and environs). My friend’s father was a Republican and they used to congratulate themselves on cancelling out each other’s vote, like your parents, Jane. Eventually, however, northern life turned the Southern Democrat into a Republican.

A good day, I think. I’m very tired. We had a splendid lunch in a restaurant which I had expected to be quiet enough for conversation. Ten days before Christmas, alas, it wasn’t. But the food was good.

“Enjoy Fair Isle Knitting” arrived today – they don’t hang around, up there in Lerwick. I would recommend it highly. It’s very Japanese, with a meticulous attention to detail and text which is occasionally and delightfully not-quite-perfect English. The patterns are interesting, especially her use of colour. Her tutor told her, “Chihiro, I taught you not to use close colours in one work”. But she does, to great effect. There are several wintry combinations of whites and off-whites and pale blue; and a glorious confection of reds called “Open Minded” at the end of the book.

She says, “Whenever I see a beautiful scene I mumble the colour shade numbers spontaneously”. I think Felix Ford, with whom I did an EYF class in ’18, operated like that.

There are plenty of careful schematics, but no need to fear the Japanese system of notation. I mean, it’s not there. I have dabbled in it a bit, and it’s certainly a wonderful way of expressing knitting instructions, but it’s not entirely easy.

I’ve knit a few more stitches on the Dathan hap. The stitch count is somewhere in the 500-teens. The target, I think, is 597. A long way to go. A row is virtually an evening’s work. KD’s book for last winter’s club has arrived, including the Dathan pattern. That’s a convenience. Also her book about creativity, of less interest to me. I don’t create. I follow patterns. I wish she were doing a club this winter.

Shandy, no (comment yesterday), I don’t vote. I had an American friend who just filled out the form saying that she lived where she lived, and went ahead and voted, but I think that’s cheating. Greek Helen and Archie voted Green. Mungo, I am ashamed to say, didn’t vote – I think because he is physically here but registered in Oxford. They report that their cousin Alistair is furious at his father James, in London, for voting Conservative.

Americans seem to speak of being a Democrat or a Republican with as much permanence and fervour as if they were talking about religion in Ireland. Things are more fluid here, certainly this time.

Anyway, Shandy and Chloe, I can’t make any statement about my behaviour with any certainty, since the Spring Shawl isn’t where I thought it was and therefore I can’t trust my memory. But I don’t think I would have taken any knitting on a day-trip to Kirkmichael; and if I had, it would have been socks, always my choice for travel-knitting. But thank you for the thought, which is a good one.

What a night! Not much sleep, as you suspected, Pom Pom. Although in fact the whole answer was there in the exit poll, broadcast at 10pm as voting stopped.

I have never known such an election for restless dissatisfaction amongst the voters. “None of the above”, as I felt in the US in 2016, seemed to be the universal sentiment. In fact, I think the result in England was the best of the available possibilities. I thought we’d have another hung parliament, with the DUP (Northern Irish Protestants) or the Scottish Nationalists providing the tail that wagged the dog. A government under Jeremy Corbyn would have been terrifying. I thought he would do better, with all his bribes – free wi-fi for everybody, and big cash payments to women in their 60’s (that’s Rachel) who had the state retirement age changed from 60 to 65 just as they were about to sit down with a well-earned cup of tea.

So I was wrong, and we’ve got the thoroughly unlovable and untrustworthy Boris with a majority which allows him to act.

The result in Scotland is a good deal less to my taste. My husband would have been pleased.

Back to business. I finished the pocket square and blocked it:

Later, I knit a bit of Dathan Hap. Miraculously, it proved to be exactly where I left it and where I expected it to be. I ordered the yarn for the South African hap from Jamieson & Smith, and had an email from them a couple of hours later to say that it had been dispatched. No doubt it will be delivered during one of the rare moments where there is no one here.

Tomorrow, for instance, I am going out to lunch with Helen’s three sons – Archie and his brothers, to put it another way – plus an Oxford friend of Mungo’s (the middle son). That will be fun.

I have quite a few canvas project bags, The next thing to do in the search for the Spring Shawl is to go through them carefully, one by one. I’ve looked already, but I must now make sure that (a) I am looking in each one thoroughly and (b) I am not leaving any out, while looking in others twice. I’ll keep you posted. I haven’t much hope.

I’m down to the last 20 stitches of the pocket square, decreasing one stitch per row. I should finish tomorrow. I’ve had another look at Gudrun’s hap pattern, and have written down the yardages required for each of the five shades. I’ll get that order in to Jamieson & Smith tomorrow, I hope.

What I haven’t done is locate the Spring Shawl. My personal trainer came today and I got her to crawl around on the floor and make absolutely sure that it wasn’t under or behind the chest of drawers on top of which I last remember seeing it. It’s not. And it must be my fault – no bad man would have tiptoed in and removed the Spring Shawl. The cleaner might have tidied it away somewhere – she, too, thinks it was on the chest of drawers.

When the cats dedicate themselves to helping with my knitting, like furry Rumplestiltskins, they usually leave their work much in evidence. But it's possible they have been more subtle this time.

The new VK arrived today – a good 'un. They recommend a book called “Enjoy Fair Isle Knitting” by a Japanese lover of Shetland, Chihiro Sato. I couldn’t find out any more about it than what VK says – but hey! the author is Japanese and the publisher is The Shetland Times, so I ordered it. Report here soon.

Here is the beautiful needle roll Alexander brought me yesterday, and the beautiful bone needles within. And I think you’re right, Tamar, that they should be kept out of reach of furry helpers.

Non-knit

I felt very weak, and cancelled an outing to see “Ordinary Love”. C. and I hope to find it on somewhere next week. I was all set to cancel tomorrow’s Italian, but the effort of writing an explanation in Italian was too much for me. One more lesson and then we’ll stop for Christmas.

The kimchi overflowed vigorously yesterday – a good sign. It has quietened down now.

Now, of course, I must go do some Italian homework.

There’s a fair amount of knitting news today, at last.

I’ve reached the turning-point of the pocket square. It’s a corner-to-corner job. It’s looking good. In the next day or two I must therefore order the yarn for the South African hap. The baby went in the other day for its 20-week scan. That shawl will be another corner-to-corner number.

I can’t find the Spring Shawl. Most odd. My cleaner, a super-dooper finder of things, remembers it being where I thought it was. But it’s not there. Even that Great Big Moth couldn’t have made off with the entire thing, plus the needle.

“Fair Isle Designs from Shetland Knitters” arrived today. I like the “Ronas Voe Fair Isle Jumper” a lot. There is also a substantial amount to read. I look forward to curling up cosily with it..

Alexander came to see me today – his wounded son Thomas was well enough to leave behind. He (Thomas) was going to have his plaster removed for a wound-inspection this afternoon, before having it replaced with another plaster.

Alexander brought me two treasures, from a neighbour of his – the original British edition of Lady Gainford’s “Designs for Knitting Kilt Hose and Knickerbocker Stockings”; and some utterly beautiful bone dp’s in a silken tapestry folder. Is there a word for such an object, with slots for dp’s of various gauges, which then wraps up and folds around?

I’ve had Meg’s Schoolhouse reprint of Lady Gainford’s book for quite a while; indeed, have knit kilt hose from it (see photo in sidebar). She – Lady Gainford – is connected to the family that owns the Big House on the Ardkinglas estate where Alexander and Ketki live when they are at home on the shores of Loch Fyne, but I have forgotten exactly what the connection is.

I suppose these treasures have come to me because Alexander’s neighbour has given up knitting, and knows that his mother is interested in the subject. I must write to her (on paper). This evening.

Not too bad a day – but very idle.

There were things I meant to do outdoors: but it was stormy, and I stayed in. There were things I meant to do indoors, but they didn’t work out, for complicated reasons. The weather is calmer this evening.

That Big Bad Moth got at the pocket square in the night – I won’t let that happen again. I picked up all the stitches, but it didn’t look very healthy. Nothing is harder to put right than garter stitch. I love Matt very dearly, so I started again. I think I’m nearly back to where I was at this time yesterday, which shows how little I have been knitting lately. I’ll press ahead.

The kimchi doesn’t look very lively yet. I expect better tomorrow. You may well be right, Tamar, that I have never previously tasted it before fermentation. The cabbage in kimchi is “Chinese leaf” here, “Napa cabbage” with you, and doesn’t have a strong cabbage-y taste.

When I was in the supermarket with C. on Sunday, buying odds and ends for the kimchi (radishes, pears), I found the first Jerusalem artichokes of the season, and am about to have a delicious soup for my supper. I get a bulletin from the New Yorker every morning – today it included a very interesting list of the best cookery books of the year, all strange to me except for the latest edition of Joy of Cooking.

Yet last year’s unbeatable “Salt, Acid, Fat, Heat” was American.

It is very odd, this General Election. I feel as if there is an avalanche about to slide down the hill, or a volcano about to erupt. I can’t believe that we’ll be better off on Friday, whatever happens.

Reading

I am almost embarrassed to tell you that I have finished “Starve Acre” – scary to the last. There were three or four places where I raised an eyebrow at the omniscient author’s grammar. The characters were all educated – it’s not that there was meant to be a hint at condescension. A missing editor, I fear.

But I need to get my teeth into a novel again, soon. I must get back to “Rachel Ray”.

I’ve knit a bit more pocket square. As so often, I hope I’ll do a bit more this evening. As so often, I probably won’t.

Circumstances prevented a nap this afternoon (so I’m very tired). I spent the time making a new batch of kimchi, which is always fun. I think if you’re really Korean, you sit down at this point and eat some of it fresh (=unfermented). I took a little taste, and didn’t care for it. Maybe that just means this is a bad batch.

I’m pleased with the pocket square, and pleased with myself for having spent the considerable sum necessary to get the original yarn. A picture tomorrow, perhaps.

“Knitting” came today – the British magazine – with news that a second volume has been published of Fair Isle patterns from the Guild of Shetland Knitters. I ordered it at once from the Shetland Times. The first volume is delightful, although I don’t think I’ve knitted anything from it. I think that’s where Hazel Tindall is quoted as saying that when she is asked where she gets her Fair Isle colour schemes, her policy is to knit the sweater first and make up a colour source afterwards.

Reading

I’ve finished “Transcription” and enjoyed it very much. I wonder what it was about the reviews which made me think I wouldn’t? I’m currently attempting “Starve Acre” by Andrew Hurley, another recent well-reviewed. It’s meant to be scary, and indeed it is. And also “Jeeves and Wooster” which is very funny indeed but not exactly a reading book.

As far as Trollope is concerned, I’m currently working on a volume with “Rachel Ray” and “The Three Clerks” in it. I’m sort of bogged down in “Rachel Ray” and have decided that the trouble – oddly – is that, a third of the way through or so, there are no male characters. I’ve read “The Three Clerks”. It’s very interesting, and I look forward to re-reading it, but I feel morally obliged to struggle through “Rachel Ray” first. She’s walking out with a young man – maybe she’ll bring him home and liven things up.

Some knitting to report at last!

Sunday morning is the Andrew Marr show, of course. And the first thing I had to do when I sat down to watch it, was to finish winding that skein of merino-silk-cashmere for the new pocket square.

The so-far-wound ball and the unwound-skein were on the chair where I had left them. They were detached from each other. A great big fierce moth, in the last four days? I don’t think so. And the skein was in something of a tangle.

I knew that if I abandoned it again, it would be completely un-wind-able the next time I tried. So I spent the whole of the Andrew Marr show untangling and winding, and got it done. And the resulting ball was a bit larger than the first one. So I used it to cast on, and have made a good start. Barring catastrophe, there’s plenty of time to finish before Christmas.

Reading

I’m still missing Middlemarch. I have attempted Susan Hill’s “Howard’s End is on the Landing” – about spending a whole year reading the books one already has. I’m not getting on very well with it. She doesn’t like Jane Austen. How is that possible?

I have also embarked on Tessa Hadley’s much-recommended “Late in the Day”, and am not getting on very well there either. It’s too gloomy for these darkest of days.

Yesterday I tried Kate Atkinson’s “Transcription” which for some reason I had been avoiding, although I am a passionate Atkinson fan. And it’s fine. Even funny, in places.

Should I be reading Wodehouse? My husband and I never succeeded with him, for our bedtime reading, although we covered great swathes of literature, from “Ulysses” to “War and Peace”. (“Ulysses” needs to be read aloud.) But Wodehouse makes one laugh out loud, and that isn’t conducive to the sort of repose needed at bedtime.

Scams

My sister (comment yesterday) points out that the sort of scams I have been talking about are less common in the US, where digital banking is less common. It’s a point worth making.

Still no knitting. I am determined to get back into the sitting room tonight, even if I just sit there in front of a blank screen with empty hands and a cat on my lap. I was there for a while this morning. Perdita sat on my lap and actually purred. She never purrs.

There is an interesting article in the Financial Times today about scams. My one of yesterday was there – not as Sky but as Amazon Prime. But it’s the same sort of thing – something that a Silly Old Fool, at home with a land line in the afternoon, could be bamboozled into thinking he belonged to even if he didn’t.

My bank card failed in the butcher’s this morning – I take that to mean that the bank has cancelled it, as instructed; although the new one hasn’t arrived yet. And when it does, I’ll still have to wait for the new PIN. I had another card to use for my meat, fortunately.

The nastiest scam of all – does this happen in the US? – is when they hack an accountant or an estate agent, and then send you an email telling you to re-direct your forthcoming payment – the down payment on a house, perhaps – to a different bank account. I haven’t had that one yet.

I had a happy time, during my idle day, with the Christmas present lists in the newspapers. It is the most delicious of modern conveniences to be able to turn from the printed page to the website of an interesting-sounding shop without even moving from one’s chair. I found one or two possible presents – and an even better Boring Book for Helen’s husband David than the one I have already bought him. That’s a shame.

Italian lesson, mental prostration, old Perthshire friends here for morning coffee (fortunately, entertained by Helen) – not much accomplished.

Have I had another scam? Sky rang up, wanting me to renew my subscription with an advantageous two-year deal. But when they wanted card details, I said I wanted to see it in writing, and they said there would be a £150 cancellation fee for not signing up on the spot. It does sound rather fishy. I didn’t think I had Sky anyway – I thought my television arrived through a Virgin cable and wi-fi from BT.

So if I suddenly disappear you will know that I am seeing Reds under the Beds and have inadvertently cut myself off from the world.

Mary Lou, that is a most encouraging anecdote about your cash card. There are still some human beings left in this digital world.

So, no knitting done. And I have, rather to my own surprise, seen myself all the way through the new series of The Crown. When do we get the next one? I was hoping for some Diana. That’s going to be difficult for them. I started watching that famous movie about Julia Child and the woman who cooked all the way through the book, blogging about it. I could go on with that, if I am strong enough to get back into the sitting room this evening.

Sharon has sent me my pattern for the pocket square. All I have to do is finish winding that skein and find a suitable needle. What I can’t find – very oddly – is the Spring shawl. I knew exactly where it was and therefore haven’t looked for it recently. But today, tidying up a bit to make room on the coffee table for coffee, I found that it wasn’t there. I have much confidence in my cleaner, who will be back on Monday.

Thank you for your help and advice about my scams. Jean from Cornwall, wouldn’t your bank get in touch if it were worried about sudden, odd payments? That’s what my scammers started off with. Both lots knew the first four digits of my debit card. Alexander says they are likely to have bought that information on the Dark Web, and advised me to get a new card, so I’ve done that. Oh, for the days when one could go into one’s branch and weep on the shoulder of the Bank Manager.

Recorded messages are much easier to shrug off, mentally. However serious they sound one has but to reflect – what if my cleaner had answered the phone? Or Archie? Or one of the cats?

Otherwise, not much was achieved. My personal trainer came, and we walked twice around the Gardens – nearly half a mile. That was encouraging, after yesterday’s total feebleness. Italian tomorrow. I finished a re-reading of Mansfield Park. Goodness, it’s good.

As for knitting, I made a good start on winding the yarn for the pocket square. There’s quite a lot of yarn, and it’s sort of slippy because of having silk in it, and Perdita came and sat on my lap, so I didn’t finish winding. And I can’t find the card on which I made all those laborious notes about how I knit pocket squares the first time. It’s not a complicated pattern. I may even be able to remember.

I had another “fishing”-type scam phone call today. At least, I think I did. Either that or my bank card has indeed been compromised. I believe I told you about the first one. This one was a bit better crafted, at least in that the voices were fairly plausible for a Scottish bank. But like the first, it was aimed at me, although they didn’t in fact have more information than could be gleaned from this blog and the phone book.

I logged on while they waited, and then logged off and went back to the telephone and told them that everything was all right. They wanted me to log on again and let them talk me through re-setting my password. I declined. The bank’s website had strengthened my suspicions by saying that their phone lines were down. And this time, I was completely sceptical from the beginning, because the whole thing so much resembled the last time.

But I feel, as before, assailed and shaken.

Greek Helen took me to the May Morris show of embroidery at the Dovecot Studios this morning. (May was William’s daughter.) I enjoyed it, but was taken aback at how difficult I found it. It was a particularly difficult subject, of course – low light and objects requiring close inspection. I haven’t been “out” for a while, except to Waitrose and Mass.  I’m weak.

Knitting is edging forward, but I’m still where I was – that is, working on the Dathan Hap.

I’ve watched a bit more of The Crown. I’m up through the moon-landing episode with Prince Philip’s mid-life crisis, and as before, am completely unconvinced. I remember that visit of the first moon-landers to London. Someone asked Armstrong one of those idiotic questions – what was it like to look into the sky and see the earth? Something like that. And his answer, far better-worded than I can remember, was that it was no odder than looking out of the window and seeing London.

Not much has been accomplished. Indeed, what have I done today? I’m still knitting the Dathan hap. I may even do a bit more this evening – we’ve got Prince Andrew on television again, this time in the form of the girl in the famous picture of him with his arm around her, with Ghislane Maxwell in the background. That may keep me awake enough to knit as well as watch.

I watched another episode of The Crown – the Investiture of the Prince of Wales – and found it very dull. And I remain incredulous. But the Princess Anne character is good.

And I’ve got kimchi straightened out – I may even go to Waitrose tomorrow to see if they have any Napa cabbage. Tesco, who delivered today, did not.

The essence of kimchi – if I ever want to look back in future years – consists of the following elements. I find I have written out Brad Leone’s recipe – at least, his ingredients – and kept it in the cookery book where I keep such things. The items marked with an asterisk are essential, and the rest are pretty desirable:

1)    Napa cabbage, brined*

2)    Gloop – pureed garlic* and ginger* and onion*, fish sauce, shrimp paste, Korean chilli flakes (gochugaru)*, a porridge made of rice flour and water.

3)    Other vegetables, in batons – carrots, mooli, spring onions.

4)    (mix together, ferment)

It’s fun. Brad adds an oyster, but I have avoided bivalves since my infirmity on the shores of Loch Fyne at the Back End last year.

Not much this evening, as I must go to bed. We all went to lunch with Greek Helen – me and C. and her daughter, another C., and the daughter’s husband (the parents of the forthcoming baby), and the elder C.'s friend Ian and Helen’s son Fergus. Delicious celeriac soup, delicious bread, delicious salad, and so forth. But I had no nap, and am about to expire.

Nor have I done much knitting. I did watch the Andrew Marr show this morning which consisted at least in part of Marr and the Prime Minister talking over each other so that neither could be heard. I’m sure nobody treats Trump like that. I did a couple more rows of Dathan hap while that was going on. Now I am in the middle of a row, inevitably, and will have to finish it before laying the hap aside.

I’m running low on kimchi and will need to make more soon. I am surprised at my failure to find my Definitive Recipe, but I think I have read and (on Youtube) viewed enough to get the general idea back into my head. A remarkable amount is optional, after the brining of the essential Napa cabbage.

Jenny, your suggestion about re-homing Paradox helped clarify my thinking. I could no more get rid of her than I could sell one of the children. Perdita and I will just have to grin and bear it.